As most of you have probably witnessed, I suffered a fate worse than death on May 2nd. I died, to a young 17 year old boy!
But Death Eaters; don't let your hopes go down! Someone will figure some way of getting me back, right?
So I'm speaking to you, my loyal followers. All of you who have not been killed or are in Azkaban - it is your responsibility to get me back from my current 'limbo' state. You will be rewarded greatly!
Due to the fact that I have nothing to do here, I have already come up with many, many, many plans on how to obtain world domination once again.
Many thanks; your pal; Volde xoxo
PS Muggles suck. I rule.
Sunday, 14 August 2011
Tuesday, 21 December 2010
Hey!
Welcome Death Eaters, Criminals, No-Gooders and Scallywags! This is my new blog. Ever since the fall of my empire due to that stupid baby boy - I have needed a new way of comunnicating with the outside world, and what better way than using a muggle system! i.e. the internet! Nobody would think to look for me here! Anyway - It'll be nice to build the beginnigs of an empire here. So, all you bad people out there; if ever your in need of evil assistance, comment on my latest post (I don't understand how to work e-mails), and I'll get round to reading it at sometime. And also, if you mind writing down a few of your own plots to off a few, tell me them! I need all the help I can get. Anyway - hope you enjoy!
Toodles,
Love, Volde.
Toodles,
Love, Volde.
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